— shadia, meaning to type dog but still being accurate (via sigishooter)
The other day my mom was buying this bright pink hair curler and I said out loud “It looks like a dildo” and the lady selling it had to hold on to the counter out of laughter and my mom covered her face laughing
wire mesh in the shape of your head that hooks around your ears but put some lining around the wire so it fits comfortably without rubbing or spiking you?
I should try that
couldn’t you make one out of a stiff very large black packing foam?
maybe! The thing is how I make it get attached to my head like an actual wig?
I dreamed that I found the perfect wig for Garnet’s afro
O N E C A N O N L Y D R E A M
SCAD: the Musical, featuring the hit songs:
- I’m Hungry But Everything Is Closed
- Where The Fuck Is The Bus
- Just Take Me To My Goddamn Building
- Why Can’t I Have My Own Wifi
- You’re Really Going To Make Me Show You My ID With All This Shit In My Hands
- I Went All The Way To Monty For Food
- All The Vending Machines Are Broken
- They Told Me I Didn’t Need A Car
- I Just Want To Go Home And Sleep
- SCAD: Sleep Comes After Death
Just one more day of this stuff and then I’m done with it forever.
Shadia and I just rushed to Sey’s door cause they were laughing hysterically and then we go in there and they’re literally clutching the wall next to them, laughing over a bird they saw on tumblr and now they can’t stop coughing. This bird is gonna be a murderer.
LEAVE ME ALONE U PUNKS IT WAS REALLY FUNNY OK
I will never leave u alone.
No really. You’re stuck with this forever now.